Tag: Video
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video: the drive
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyPRLmsW26o
i drove to williamsburg this past weekend.while i was somewhere in the vast wastelands between richmond and fredricksburg (my least favorite part of the trip) i started doing a little math to see out how many times i’ve covered the 180-odd miles in the last 15 years.
172.
that’s 21 round trips over my first three months after graduation in 1997 (where i commuted a three day a week internship from Williamsburg to DC) plus a round trip approximately every three months for the next 14 1/2 years.
this inspired me to do a little stop-motion photography on the way back to share the love.
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firsts: bike ride
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T663iqvfk0A
okay, given how good she has gotten this obviously isn’t her first bike ride — but it’s the first one that involved mommy or daddy, and the first one we captured on camera. -
video: ipad
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9TfkNHnvzo
as a pre-emptive thank you gift, i bought the lady sparkler an ipad — mainly for the near-term pain she’s going to face with me switching from a 35 hour/wk job to one that’s more like 50 hours/wk.(she wants it to satisfy her horrible taste in tv/streaming video. the ipad is admittedly much more fun to watch on the couch than watching hulu plus on the computer at a desk.)
turns out, we had the thing for a sum-total of 72 hours before sparklet learned how to turn it on, navigate to the main menu, load up the photo application, select a photo from the index, and start flipping through the pictures.
i’m starting to wonder if we’ll ever see it again.
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video: i’ve got no clue what this is
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLivxmktHSo
… but i’m pretty sure i recognize my daughters kneecaps in that stroller. -
video: buhb-buh-bub-buhbb
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeFI2U3uqw
about fourty minutes after going to bed tonight, sparklet woke up and started doing this… lasted for about fifteen minutes until, presumably, her lower lip finally gave out. -
video: dancing at haydee’s
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiQaq7JGjs
shakira, again — at least this time it’s with the bff. -
video: what i taught my daughter today
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2vdPEQI8OI
i’m so proud.UPDATE: after a weekend of video production, i just uploaded videos going all the way back january — so be sure to check the archive if you’re bored/interested.
especially the shakira video.
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excessive laundry
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b_D9DUG7SY
about a month ago, our washing machine went kaput — and decided to flood the unit below ours.oops.
the guy who lives there came up and told us, and was pretty chill about the whole thing.
“oh, the last time this happened …”
huh?
turns out the previous owners of our unit flooded his apartment … as did the owners before them. actually, one of them did it twice, apparently.
and, when we i pulled the washing machine out from the closet to see what the heck was going on, there was a half inch gap between the wall and the floor — so any time water splashed out of our machine, it went right through to the ceiling of his unit.
so, i spent last weekend patching the open space — wood, plaster, caulk — and spent this weekend painting everything up nice and spiffy.
and, while the lady sparkler was buying us new laundry equipment to complete the mini-renovation, baby sparklet was discovering the joy of automatic doors (see video, above).
priceless.
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video: oh no, we’ve lost one back there
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-md8GSpDY
and not two minutes earlier i was thinking to myself — “wow, i think she’s finally getting the hang of this hiking thing.” -
fill the bucket, empty the bucket
See Slideshow of the Photos on Flickr:
fill the bucket, guy mason park, glover park, dc -
video: first steps towards walking
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uYapFWrrX0
sparklet’s been taking three or four steps for a couple weeks now — far, but not far enough to get out the video camera.today we finally got our act together and took her out to a nearby ballfield (guy mason park in glover park). that gave us enough space to put the camera on a tripod, which giving us the four hands required for this sort of walk-training instead of just two.
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firsts: walking with a walker
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_lhPSOQ0E
while this is technically her second time walking with some kind of mechanical assistance, it’s the first time we’ve gotten video.(video from Rose Park, in Georgetown.)
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video: outake
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQomotAm-A
up until this weekend, i was about two months behind on stitching together videos — and i’m starting to understand how people end up with stacks and stacks of mini-dv tapes piled up on a shelf, collecting dust.but, before you watch any of the rest of the videos, watch the outtake above. laugh-out-loud funny. in hindsight.
- stairs — sparklet is moving up and down stairs like nobody’s business. of course, we don’t have any, so we have to borrow the stairs at the playground.
- baby/birds in a bucket — the full session that produced the (hilarious!) outake above.
- bubble gum — two rules, do something cute and don’t eat the camera. did okay on the first. not so much on the latter.
- sparklet’s first film — it’s a little avant guarde. or maybe just weird for the sake of being weird. but who am i to judge?
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video: stairs
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiNoKIyCGMM
sparklet is moving up and down stairs like nobody’s business. of course, we don’t have any, so we have to borrow them from the playground. -
video: sparklet, the filmographer
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMrzKEyh8E
it’s a little avant guarde. or maybe just weird for the sake of being weird. but who am i to judge? -
video: baby/birds in a bucket
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7-__ZXVnQ
… and, if you haven’t seen it, watch the outake here. -
video: how i’ll remember fenway
this video is not mine (my brother took it with his fancy-pants camera phone) but this is exactly how i’ll remember walking into fenway for the first time. family, green monster, stadium. and they even won, too. -
video: bubble gum
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jv_7X7mcpc
two rules, do something cute and don’t eat the camera. did okay on the first. not so much on the latter. -
video: first waves
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hsXI0slHw
after a week of “is that really a wave” questions, we’re willing to call it … it’s a wave. and once she starts, she just won’t stop. -
video: crawling!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZYvSoik0s
over the last couple of weeks, we’ve seen lots of pseudo-crawling/stops and starts … but this is the first honest-to-God, as-seen-on-TV crawling we’ve ever gotten. -
firsts: crawling, army-style
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLOVZGtephU
it’s not scampering around on all fours, but sparklet is now using her arms/torso to drag her healthily-sized bottom around. if emily the cat only knew … her life will never be the same. -
video: maggie, the swimming dog
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUrv91OSY-k
sparklet swimming was great and all, but maggie the swimming dog was the sub-plot that stole the show … even for our beloved protagonist. -
video: the need to baby proof
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9RAALySsQw
i think it’s safe to say that baby sparklet is upwardly mobile now.
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video: the campaign for peas in 2012
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXjcgmmuHwU
we’re in our first week of “real” food (sweet potatoes, winter squash) and everything has been going well — until sparklet tried peas. -
video: brbpthbtrbrpth
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYrv9zFH4ok
sparklet’s latest trick … we don’t know exactly what it means (yet) but our leading guesses are that she’s either tired or hungry. unfortunately she makes the noise all the time, so either of those two options could very well be true. -
texasindc
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdfC6RD0iFE
DISCLAIMER: any sucking up (or alienation) facilitated by this blog post is purely fictitious. any similarities of alumnus or allegiance, to any persons living or dead, is merely coincidental. -
video: rollover (!!!)
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFk1f6j7qr4
ps. it’s better when you can hear the soundtrack. as an aside, i quickly figured out that she would only rollover when i was *not* in the room, so i setup the camera and hid in the hallway until she flipped. worked like a champ. i guess she must have had performance anxiety. -
video: Rollover (almost)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNbqv4k5HhM
i have it on good authority that baby sparklet has rolled-over half a dozen times or more … but i have yet to experience it for myself, though she’s definitely in the ballpark. -
video: the end of silence
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snco44ePEZo
not only is *somebody* talking, but *somebody* won’t stop…
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video: first giggles
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F08wbTPY-gI
we’ve got the certified “first giggles” of the new baby sparklet administration … people kept telling us that we’d turn to mush the first time she smiled and laughed, and we absolutely blew them off as “yeah, whatever.”
turn out they were right. also turns out that we are still on the path to be one of “those” people. God, i’m going to hate to hang out with myself at cocktail parties and happy hours, assuming we even make the invite list again …
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video: hand munching
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iiGubYepy0
baby gets a new trick: hand munching. tosses the passifier (and/or the bottle) aside and starts going to town on her hand. nom-nom-nom-nom …
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baby’s first video
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO6uOkctZE
in a sign that we have officially become “those” people, the lady sparkler and i got a video camera today.and i feel dirty.we are the couple that callously laughed off the idea of a video-grapher for our wedding ceremony, and explicitly banned video cameras at our reception.
to make things worse, i’ve personally had nothing but bad video experiences … three of which immediately spring to mind:
- 11th Birthday — I said something about somebody’s present that I shouldn’t have, and I still feel awful. The fun thing is that this is one of my earliest memories and it is preserved on tape somewhere, taunting me from afar.
- Thriller — my brother did a spoof of the Michael Jackson “Thriller” video for a high school english project, which was perfect with the exception that you could hear me tittering in the background.
- Yellow Journalism — I got stopped by a local TV news station during the blizzard of 1996, and blew them off by making an off handed remark about the need for global warming, which they of course used on the 6 pm and 11 pm broadcasts.
so, in the face of all this … what could have possibly made us throw all the caution into the wind and go against our every best notion?
Baby Sparklet is just so damn cute.
as such, we bought a little tiny Flip MinoHD with a gift certificate that the super fabulous people at my work gave us, and have started documenting the incredible cuteness of sparklet without rest.
given my love of film, we’re obviously going to restrict use of this fabulous machine to furthering the forces of good, but the type of video camera we bought has two characteristics which (we hope) will help minimize some of the emotional damage.
first, the flip is all digital (no tape) so we’ll have to be very judicious about what we decide to keep — meaning “bad” footage won’t be around for long. second, the whole interface (it’s tiny, no bigger than a pack of cards) is really setup to tape 30 second snippets. As such, we’ll be filming small moments of mundane cuteness and not long home documentaries and travelogues.
of course, my other hope is that the lady sparkler won’t want to learn how to use the camera … because if i’m the one filming, i probably can’t be the one caught on tape embarassing himself.
watch the video on youtube:
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crib in 30 seconds
Crib arrived. The box was bigger than the car, meaning yet again the new roof rack saved our bacon … though we looked a bit like the proverbial ant carrying off the proverbial watermelon. Watch a thirty second time-lapse of the assembly, and there’s a (static) photo on Flickr.
In unrelated news, i’m suddenly feeling like this all is really happening …
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when she finally got bored with that she found a bucket — and i spent 15 minutes watching sparklet fill the bucket with mulch, empty the bucket of mulch, fill the bucket of mulch, empty the bucket of mulch …
i actually have video proof — but it is not for the those with a low threshold of boredom.
… and i only took the video because i needed something to do to prevent me from lapsing into a coma.
i can’t believe i have a worse case of A.D.D. than my child. where did she get this attention span from?