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evancparker … heartbroken watching Shin fence after being denied spot in final. 2nd straight night that an athlete is bigger than the #Olympics.

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evancparker @annettetorr … I do love @texasinafrica, but may question her taste in people to follow 😉

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evancparker … my wife is singing along to a @taylorswift13 album. taking it as a sign she won’t last two more weeks of me watching the #Olympics.

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evancparker … do you think they’d let me go down the canoe/kayak course in an innertube? #WithMyBeerCooler #OlympicLegacy #Olympics

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evancparker … my 2 year old is super excited about the Romanian women’s gymnastics team, jumping/flipping off the ottoman. #StartThemYoung #Olympics

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evancparker … just saw Today Show team race walking. considering a lawsuit to get those three minutes of my life back. #Olympics

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evancparker … trying to cram in some field hockey love (#TeamGB) but my 16 week old is finally falling asleep. #thankgod #savemefrommyself #olympics

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evancparker … @jordyn_wieber? awesome. NBC shoving mics in her face and looping thru “mistakes” tape? notsomuch. #Olympics #NBCFAIL #firealtrautwig

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evancparker … Al, it’s a bad sign when Tim Daggett tells you that you’re being overly dramatic. #FireAlTrautwig #Olympics

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evancparker … I’m trying to go easy on the #NBCFAIL meme, but if you’re going to delay on TV, keep it #%€?!? off http://t.co/2laXfLzq too. #Olympics

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evancparker … I’ve decided my #FireAlTrautwig campaign is too narrow and shortsighted. #FireTimDaggett #FireElfiSchlegel #Olympics

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evancparker RT @texasinafrica: Y’all my friend @evancparker is the only person I know who watches the Olympics in its entirety. He’ll be live tweeting it for a month.

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evancparker … why can’t all of @nbcolympics commentators be as good as the two covering swimming? #firealtrautwig #Olympics

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evancparker … amazing, I’ve never seen Americans synchronize anything well, much less diving. #greatstuff #olympics

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evancparker … Natalia Partyka is the best story from the #Olympics opening weekend (http://t.co/fyilWhie). Incredible event to watch.

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evancparker … watching women’s weightlifting is threatening my womanhood. #Olympics

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evancparker … if “regular” polo was as dirty as water polo, there would be a lot of dead horses. #Olympics

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evancparker … rowing at the #Olympics, the poster child of #firstworldproblems

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evancparker … looks like it was a lovely morning for a bike ride in London today. #Olympics #catsndogs

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evancparker … insert angst here about USA men’s basketball team in the 2nd quarter and not leading by 40+ yet. #Olympics

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evancparker … 15 #Olympics sports in 16 hours, and I’m #done. #firealtrautwig

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evancparker … watched #Olympics Sarajevo ’84 on 3 inch b&w tv, no cable, no Web, so (two decades ago) didn’t matter it wasn’t live. #NBCFAIL

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evancparker … day one, and I already want to throttle the #Olympics gymnastics commentators. #NBCFAIL

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evancparker … pretty sure ryan seacrest’s hair has its own personal laws of physics. #Olympics

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evancparker … wondering why the Aussie #Olympics beach volleyball team wears a shirt *under* their swimsuits. #doesntlookcomfortable

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evancparker … there seemed to be a lot of Angolan Handball Team fans in London today, or everybody just hates Russia. #Olympics

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evancparker … watching (and disturbingly enjoying) women’s handball, thereby proving I’m officially an #Olympics slut.

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evancparker … Sparklet just announced she wants to go to London and see the #Olympics. Me too, sweetie.

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evancparker … u.s. #olympics women’s volleyball lost a close third set, and listening to @NBCOlympics commentary you’d think they got sent home. #FAIL

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evancparker … Ooo, #Olympics women’s volleyball. #kidincandystore #neglectingmychildren

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evancparker … watching dressage, and if this really is a hobby for the Romneys then they’re more out of touch than I thought. #Olympics

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evancparker … try explaining archery to a two year-old sometime. #Olympics

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evancparker … feel horrible for Team #GBR. Worst. Uniforms. Ever. #Olympics

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evancparker … and, I had no idea that archery was, well, interesting. oh, and fencing. ping-pong notsomuch. #olympics

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evancparker … shooting, cycling, swimming, fencing, table tennis, basketball, soccer. #olympicjunkie

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evancparker … we’re live blogging the openning ceremonies @ http://t.co/gmK025vQ

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