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The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
evancparker … the Olympic afterglow ends real quick when you realize we’ve been dumped into the last 90 days of a presidential election again.
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evancparker RT @MartinCloake: Despite tonight, #olympics2012 have been great and restored my faith in Britain. I’ll treat tonight as a massive memory loss
6 days ago Reply
evancparker … meh, I always liked the winter #Olympics better anyway.
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evancparker … is #kate on a date with #harry? #WTF #closingceremony
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evancparker … “when our time came, we did it right.” #HereHere #closingceremony #london2012
17 mins ago Reply
evancparker … okay, I agree with the “wonderful city” bit. #london2012 #closingceremony #Olympics
19 mins ago Reply
evancparker … pele. #DidntSeeThatComing #closingceremony #Olympics
23 mins ago Reply
evancparker … #done. I’m now officially ready for #Rio2016. #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … from my wife: “should I be following your tweets? what’s your name again?!?” #closingceremony #Olympics
35 mins ago Reply
evancparker … still the best. cauldron. ever. #london2012 #closingceremony
36 mins ago Reply
evancparker … wait, #Rio2016 ? #considerpants! #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker @oliviiadrrew @mynameiskels3y … I know ur parents, fwiw. 🙂
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evancparker … from my wife: “They’ve got something for everyone, so long as you’re old and white.” #closingceremony
45 mins ago Reply
evancparker … #considerpants! #considerpants! #closingceremony
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evancparker … old white people #rock!!! #closingceremony #Olympics
49 mins ago Reply
evancparker … just what I was thinking. #NeedsMoreFreddieMercury #closingceremony #Olympics
52 mins ago Reply
evancparker … Monty Python = #awesome. Phil Collins = #awesomer. #closingceremony #Olympics (ht @mikedebonis)
58 mins ago Reply
evancparker … how is it that #wonderwall is the bit that annoys me the least? #closingceremony #Olympics
1 hour ago Reply
evancparker … for a reunion, one of them should actually be singing, right? #SpiceGirls #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … which spice is which?!? #WTF #closingceremony #Olympics #SpiceGirls
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evancparker … from my wife: “Did they just say #SpiceGirls? Time to drink.” #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … awesome. #GlowInTheDarkBra #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … from my wife: “Wait, she doesn’t have any pants on?!?” #considerpants #JessieJ #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker RT @texasinafrica: Jessie J, it’s time to #considerpants.
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evancparker … what better sentiment than #money #money #money for the #closingceremony. #Olympics #awesome
1 hour ago Reply
evancparker … sure, Fatboy Slim in inflatable octopus. why not?!? #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … Russell Brand as Wiily Wonka definitely makes as much sense as anything I’ve seen so far. #IAmTheWalrus #closingceremony #Olympics
1 hour ago Reply
evancparker … is “Wish You Were Here” a nice sentiment, or a curse? #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker RT @MoElleithee: Can’t wait for the Austin Powers tribute in the closing ceremonies!
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evancparker … Annie Lennox? i’m guessing old, dead white people are the target audience of this #closingceremony. #Olympics
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evancparker … now hoping for “Life on Mars.” #closingceremony @MarsCuriosity #Olympics
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evancparker … hoping for “Anarchy in the UK.” #SexPistols #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker RT @MoElleithee: Wow. So cool. It looks like they got George Michaels’ grandfather to sing at the closing ceremonies!
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evancparker … from my wife: “where did they find him!?!” #GeorgeMichael #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … wait, John Lennon was British? #closingceremony
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evancparker … dare I say #TeamUSA looks classy in all white? #WhereAreTheCowboyHats? #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … #MightyQuinn. http://t.co/szoMQyfU
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evancparker RT @texasinafrica: Many tweeps insisting that Stomp came from Brighton. Okay. But I find the idea of culture originating in Brighton a bit dubious.
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evancparker … my 4 mo. old (#MightyQuinn) just started bawling hysterically when One Direction took the stage. #MeToo #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … from my wife: “well, I have high hopes for Rio.” #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … @BBC_TopGear must have been ecstatic about the exploding Reliant Robin. #closingceremony #Olympics
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evancparker … from my wife: “Brits are weird, Rory.” #closingceremony #Olympics
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