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evancparker … do you think real #Olympics athletes use frozen vegetables to ice down injuries? http://t.co/zziruPum

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evancparker … a freak foot injury and loving wife means I watched #TeamUSA women’s vball and w polo w/o interruption. #PlanningMoreInjuries #Olympics

16 hours ago Reply

evancparker … is horse jumping really the best NBC can offer on a Sunday afternoon? #Doubtful #Olympics

19 hours ago Reply

evancparker … synchronized swimming freaks me out. #StopSmiling #LessMakeup #Olympics

19 hours ago Reply

evancparker … NBC finally gets something right (feature on #OlgaKorbut) but I can’t share the video ’cause they didn’t post it online. #NBCFAIL

20 hours ago Reply

evancparker … I had completely forgotten about Derek Redmond in ’92 #Perseverance #Olympics http://t.co/megGFUU8

21 hours ago Reply

evancparker … #holycrapandymurrayisgoingtowin. #Olympics #TeamGB

22 hours ago Reply

evancparker … How do I get the job driving the remote control discus retrieval car at the #Olympics? http://t.co/tmWGL8mu #OMGthatisAwesome

22 hours ago Reply

evancparker … jess ennis, mo farah, brad wiggins. it’s a good time to be a Brit. #AndyMurray #TeamGB #Olympics

23 hours ago Reply

evancparker RT @davidconnell: Come on, Murray!! #Olympics

23 hours ago Reply

evancparker … did NBC skip events 5 and 6 of the heptathlon? I watched 16+ hours of coverage today and I never saw it. #Sigh #Olympics

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evancparker … “once again, the Pryce is right.” #GROAN #100m #Olympics

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evancparker … winning one of 3 medals from Jamaica in the #100m would be progress, right? #Olympics #TivoDelay

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evancparker … the incredible shrinking long jump http://t.co/4qZZ8V3O #Olympics

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evancparker … Red Hot Chili Pipers is to Scotland as _____ is to the United States. Answer? Snookie. #NBCFAIL

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evancparker … “and the equestrian fans go wild!” wait, what?!? #Olympics #TivoDelay

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evancparker … never so happy to see an American get silver. #MoFarah #10000m #Olympics #TivoDelay

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … double amputee qualifies (easily!) in the 400. http://t.co/99EG0yx3 #MindBlown #Olympics

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … NBC airs four of the 7 heptathlon sports in just 12 minutes?!? think we’ll get more than 20 secs of the marathon? #Olympics #NBCFAIL

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … Ooo, trampoline. Double-bounce me! #sixseasonsandamovie #Olympics

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evancparker … Lithuania looked really good this morning. who saw THAT coming? I mean, who besides the ’00-’04 #TeamUSA men’s Bb teams. #Olympics

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … speaking of, do the Swiss have a rifle team or are they limited to competitive pole axe-ing? #Olympics

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … #TeamUSA and the old Eastern Block are good at shooting things — who saw that coming? #Olympics

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evancparker … Ledecky = swimming gladiator. #HolyCow #Olympics #TivoDelay

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … the #Olympics needs more people like Missy Franklin.

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … on he last lap of the 10,000 meters, Ethiopia’s Dibaba just took off like it was the pistol start of a 40. #Wow #Olympics

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … track & field begins. bummed they moved the cauldron from center of stadium. would’ve made the “field” events interesting. #Olympics

2 days ago Reply

evancparker … rapid fire pistol at the #Olympics?!? when do we get the Matrix-style two hands, two pistols event? #NotMakingThisUp

3 days ago Reply