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live: first weekend of the olympics
Tuesday, 11 February 2014
Live Blog · Olympics
| 11 Feb 14 | … Costas, drinking vodka: “tomorrow morning I’ll wake up on a curb in Minsk.” #NBCFTW #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … omg, there is a vodka museum in Moscow. #ofcoursethereis #whereelsewoulditbe #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … finally, @nbcolympics did a human interest story truly worthy of my attention. on vodka. #NBCFTW #Sochi2014 http://t.co/0E7KH8XNnn |
| 11 Feb 14 | … bronze medalists everywhere should learn how to celebrate 3rd place like julia mancuso. #awesome #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … slalom: when bouncy sticks attack. #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … this #Olympics, the commentators are (largely) warm and compassionate. what are you up to, NBC?!? #soconfused #isthisthecbc? #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … would love to have witnessed the brainstorm that led to j.c. penny’s “when it fits, you feel it” tag line. #srsly #Sochi2014 |
| 11 Feb 14 | … one thing I did not miss in the last 3.9 years: the US v South Korea short track speed skating rivalry. #ugh #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … I’m starting to feel that last 46 hrs of #Sochi2014 coverage, tho it’s admittedly easier when 30% are prime time re-airings. #goodnight |
| 10 Feb 14 | … benefit of tape, delay #Sarka is fine but split her helmet open. #Sochi2014 http://t.co/VGHEMVUAud |
| 10 Feb 14 | … video of American Bill Johnson winning Downhill Gold, Sarajevo 1984. #sochi2014 http://t.co/IktV6bkWnD |
| 10 Feb 14 | … oh, Bode. #dude #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … if you want to love women’s hockey, watch the third period of Russia v Germany from this morning. #greatstuff #liveextra #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … #murica, where the boys are named Sage and the girls are named Ty. #slopestyle #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … women’s Olympic soccer > men’s Olympic soccer. women’s slopestyle > men’s slopestyle. #truth #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … my wife has pink eye. Bob Costas has pink eye. coincidence? #ithinknot #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … I desperately want to say something dark and cynical about Meryl and Charlie’s moms, but I’ve got nothing. #squeeee #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … jesus, Putin. stand and clap. #Lipnitskaia #Sochi2014 |
| 10 Feb 14 | … dear. holy. god. #Lipnitskaia #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … my 4 y.o. is downhill skiing through the house. #Sparklet #FTW #Sochi2014 http://t.co/cS36Eddyl0 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … anybody know if I should watch ice skating now, or will NBC just make me rewatch it again tonight in prime time? #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … since when did the French get good with guns? #NoSurrender #Biathlon #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … this #Olympics my 4 yo has learned to ID the US flag, and to be sad when one isn’t on the leaderboard. #dropthemic #sparklet #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … women skiing with guns is good. #FredSavage #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … Al Trautwig must be blackmailing NBC, with the 379 times they’ve re-aired the same two #crosscountry races. #FireAlTrautwig #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … I love you guys, @texasinafrica @MoElleithee. even more than I love @NBCOlympics, err, I mean, #Olympics. |
| 9 Feb 14 | … turns out Team Russia thinks it should be illegal, too. http://t.co/6RIlbUpD4K #crosscountry #sochi2014 (2/2) |
| 9 Feb 14 | … seems like running over someone else’s skis to prevent them from finishing before you should be illegal. #CrossCountry #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … i have literally lost track of what i’ve watched before and what @NBCOlympics is re-airing for the 24th time. #NBCFail #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … despite all the #nbcfail’s, the deference @NBCOlympics is giving to Johnny Weir’s clothing choices is noble and awesome. #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … luge is awesome. skeleton is awesomer. #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … @NBCOlympics’ interview w/ Hannah Kearney last night was excruciating. maybe talk to the Canadians about what they did right? #NBCFail |
| 9 Feb 14 | … please DM me your deets so that I can, um, thank you appropriately. love, your biggest fan. #NBCFail #Sochi2014 (2/2) |
| 9 Feb 14 | … dear NBC programming director. thank you for saving all of your original programming until after 1am. #Sochi2014 #nbcfail (1/2) |
| 9 Feb 14 | … making mental note to never stay at the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. #subliminalprogramming #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … would love to meet the inventors of #moguls and to have been there when they pitched their idea to skiers the first time. #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … as I near my 20th Olympiad, I feel comfortable saying that Americans aren’t very good losers. #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … athletes are people who make hard things look easy. #Lipnitskaia #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … “I’ve never even tried that trick before.” #thingsyouneverwanttohearduringanolympicsinterview #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … I wish I could enjoy slopestyle, but all I can think about is that someone’s gonna kill themselves. #toobig #toohard #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … go after those twizzles! #ihavenoideawhatimdoing #Sochi2014 |
| 9 Feb 14 | … there is a Canadian ice dancer named Virtue? I wonder what their stripper name is. #Sochi2014 |