The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
turns out, according to the internet archive “wayback machine” there was another parker family who had the domain back in 2001.
i don’t have much on who they were — scott was the dad and wasn’t up for “programmer of the year”, jordan was the daughter and created a fan site for horses (called “thunder horses” no less) and a cheerleading page (featuring nearly impenetrable cheerleading trivia).
unfortunately, 2 minutes of googling didn’t lead to any “where are they now” stories, and that’s just about the sum total of my attention span these days.
more bulletins as warranted.