in part three of “bad facebook meme” week, I’m supposed to shuffle my iPhone and use the first twenty song titles to answer the questions below:

what do your friends think of you?
imaginary (evanescense)

what if someone says you’re okay?
under the weather (kt tunstall)

how would you describe yourself?
buffalo (kathleen edwards)

what do you like in a [wife]?
stay (dave matthews band)

how do you feel today?
it’s the end of the world (REM)

what is your life’s purpose?
the mercy of the fallen (dar williams)

what is your motto?
lazy dreamer (liz phair)

what do you think about often?
city of blinding lights (U2)

what is 2 + 2?
chloe dancer (mother love bone)

what do you think of your best friend?
fuck and run (liz phair)

what do you think of your love interest?
who’s to say (vanessa carlton)

what describes your life story?
wish you were here (rasputina)

what do you want to be when you grow up?
crazy in love (beyonce)

what [did] you dance to at your wedding?
love me two times (the doors)

what will they play at your funeral?
hey, jupiter (tori amos)

what is your hobby?
hurt (johnny cash)

what is your biggest fear?
grey street (dave matthews band)

what is your biggest secret?
freakshow (muffy nixon)

what do you think of your friends?
pumpkin soup (kate nash)

what will you post this as?
in my head (anna nalick)

some of these are disturbingly telling …