The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Christine Holt, and the last time I saw here was ~15 years ago in an outlet mall in Williamsburg.
What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Frozen Mudslide, at some bar in Richmond with Maya Larson.
What was your FIRST job?
Nick’s Pancake House, or Williamsburg Country Club … depends on what you count.
What was your FIRST car?
1978 Oldsmobile Delta 88. It was my grandmother’s car, and it was awesome.
Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
(Damn, i’m old.)
Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Pretty sure it was Mrs. Sidebottom (don’t laugh) at Rawls Byrd Elementary School.
Where did you go on your FIRST airplane ride?
No clue. The first one I remember was to the Middle East, but there was certainly something before that.
Who was your FIRST best friend?
Tie between Mark Drew and Tim Bilbo.
Where was your FIRST sleep over?
First I remember was a church lock-in, but that was in High School. Did i mention i have a horrid memory?
Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My brother’s … I was Best Man.
What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
I hope to God it wasn’t New Kids on the Block, but I am pretty sure it was. The things one does to try and impress a girl … especially one that didn’t look at me the whole night.
What was your FIRST foreign country you’ve been to?
Bahamas (but have no real recollection). First I remember was a summer scholarship to Jordan and Syria.
What was your FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Black Cauldron. Damn scary movie when you are eight.
When was your FIRST detention?
Never had one, but it should have been when I slugged Justin Timpane in 8th grade.
What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Virginia. Then Maryland. Then DC, and that’s it. I’m not much for variety.
Who was your FIRST roommate?
I’ve blanked on the name (Josh?) but he dropped out after a 0.0 semester, and last I heard he was working at a deli in Williamsburg.