The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.

these are not the droids you are looking for.

in a decade or two, this domain might actually go somewhere interesting. well, not interesting, but… somewhere. by then, after another couple of decades of wife, kids, and professional stuff, i’ll find a way of monetizing being a cranky bastard.

for now, it’s being held for posterity. and because i’m really bad at letting these sorts of things go.