theparkerfamily

Quisque sed purus consequat, gravida velit eu, pharetra ex.

live: oscars

Monday, 3 March 2014

we’re live at the oscars, or at least on my couch in front of a really big tv that’s playing the oscars. it’s just like being there, i swear.

3 Mar 14 … oy, the poor PA’s that had to find and stage all those typewriters. #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … someday I will grow up and won’t be horribly uncomfortable during acceptance speeches. #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … I honestly wasn’t sure that was Idina Menzel based on how badly Travolta butchered her name. #wtf #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … interesting that they found four celebrities to clap at the end of Bette Midler’s song. #humanitarianaward #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … I’m going to punch my TV. #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME BETTE MIDLER IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING. #Oscars #Oscars2014
3 Mar 14 … pretty sure that’s the only time you’ll ever hear a Bill Pullman line at the #Oscars. #pullmannotpaxton
3 Mar 14 … not going to snark on Pink’s performance, but want to meet whoever had the balls to select her over, well, everybody else. #Oscars
3 Mar 14 … did the Academy actually pay someone to design a building that looks like Tom Cruise’s spaceship crashed into my college dorm? #oscars
3 Mar 14 … somebody explain to me why watching Ellen deliver pizza was so $&@?ing funny. #Oscars
3 Mar 14 … pretty sure Ellen just broke twitter. #Oscars
3 Mar 14 … yup, every nominated movie I’ve seen is in the animated category. thank you, #sparklet. #Oscars
3 Mar 14 … the #olympics just weren’t the same without @SamuelLJackson. #oscars
3 Mar 14 … and, My So Called Life finally gets the recognition it deserves. #Oscars
3 Mar 14 … when did navy blue tuxedos become okay? #oscars #stevemartinwouldbeproud
3 Mar 14 … Bill Murray is starting to look like one of his characters from Scrooged. #oscars
3 Mar 14 … if I was married to Julia Roberts, I wouldn’t have let her forget to wear underwear to the #oscars.
3 Mar 14 … I’ve seen exactly zero of the best picture nominees, but I promise to still be indignant when [insert trendy movie] doesn’t win. #oscars