theparkerfamily
The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
we’re live at the oscars, or at least on my couch in front of a really big tv that’s playing the oscars. it’s just like being there, i swear.
| 3 Mar 14 | … oy, the poor PA’s that had to find and stage all those typewriters. #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … someday I will grow up and won’t be horribly uncomfortable during acceptance speeches. #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … I honestly wasn’t sure that was Idina Menzel based on how badly Travolta butchered her name. #wtf #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … interesting that they found four celebrities to clap at the end of Bette Midler’s song. #humanitarianaward #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … I’m going to punch my TV. #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME BETTE MIDLER IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING. #Oscars #Oscars2014 |
| 3 Mar 14 | … pretty sure that’s the only time you’ll ever hear a Bill Pullman line at the #Oscars. #pullmannotpaxton |
| 3 Mar 14 | … not going to snark on Pink’s performance, but want to meet whoever had the balls to select her over, well, everybody else. #Oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … did the Academy actually pay someone to design a building that looks like Tom Cruise’s spaceship crashed into my college dorm? #oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … somebody explain to me why watching Ellen deliver pizza was so $&@?ing funny. #Oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … pretty sure Ellen just broke twitter. #Oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … yup, every nominated movie I’ve seen is in the animated category. thank you, #sparklet. #Oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … the #olympics just weren’t the same without @SamuelLJackson. #oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … and, My So Called Life finally gets the recognition it deserves. #Oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … when did navy blue tuxedos become okay? #oscars #stevemartinwouldbeproud |
| 3 Mar 14 | … Bill Murray is starting to look like one of his characters from Scrooged. #oscars |
| 3 Mar 14 | … if I was married to Julia Roberts, I wouldn’t have let her forget to wear underwear to the #oscars. |
| 3 Mar 14 | … I’ve seen exactly zero of the best picture nominees, but I promise to still be indignant when [insert trendy movie] doesn’t win. #oscars |