theparkerfamily
The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
they said, genetically, she looked to be in great shape and, even if she weren’t, genetic tests likely wouldn’t yield anything interesting or “actionable” regardless.
she did point out however, completely unrelated to her profession, that sparklet has knees that naturally hyperextend — so the sum total of today’s damage is we now need to go to New Balance and buy her a pair of new shoes.
i’m okay with that.