theparkerfamily
The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
14 Sep 12 | … someday my daughter will stop dancing in the kitchen, and that will make me sad. #fb |
13 Sep 12 | … #biggerontheinside. |
12 Sep 12 | … p.s. has NBC’s Animal Practice been canceled yet?!? #GodIHopeSo #Olympics |
12 Sep 12 | … damn, I didn’t miss NBC’s shoddy editing of the #Olympics. wonder if I can move out of the country before #Sochi2014. #TivoDelay |
11 Sep 12 | … #Sparklet just said she wants to watch the #Olympics. so proud. and so happy I still have 5 hours banked on ye ole TiVo. |
11 Sep 12 | … someone at NBC has a sense of humor. their Sports Network is showing Rocky IV. #DNC2012 #ICanSeeRomneyFromMyFrontPorch |
7 Sep 12 | … i don’t have a single meeting, call or conference on my calendar for today. #PinchMe #OhThankGod |
26 Aug 12 | … overheard: “you’re a silly meatball!” reply: “no, I’m a pain in the tuckus!” |
25 Aug 12 | … #chillaxed. http://t.co/N5WGzZrm |
24 Aug 12 | … winding down #keepdaddyfromworkday. http://t.co/lxrib8mo |
24 Aug 12 | … Greatest. Exhibit. Ever. #ArtOfVideoGames. http://t.co/7Wx8A0JI |
24 Aug 12 | … #NotImpressed. http://t.co/xnWE9g8a |
24 Aug 12 | … #alwaysthegentleman. http://t.co/7UzRsgIN |
24 Aug 12 | … start of #keepdaddyfromworkday, part two. http://t.co/KPd0rcvf |
24 Aug 12 | … end of #KeepDaddyFromWorkDay, part one. http://t.co/Fah9Kr0I |
24 Aug 12 | … #GoodEgg. http://t.co/Blg3s4zO |
24 Aug 12 | … Hirschorn. (#sp?) http://t.co/rzv5DSzo |
24 Aug 12 | … #Jump #Jump! http://t.co/seUA8J5Y |
24 Aug 12 | … #KidFriendly. http://t.co/YEpbj1J5 |
24 Aug 12 | … #NoChildLeftBehind. http://t.co/ippKZXkM |
24 Aug 12 | … #NoExit. http://t.co/9RueQQc0 |
24 Aug 12 | … #WheelsOnTheBus. http://t.co/XUPyZLLT |
24 Aug 12 | … #SharingIsCaring. http://t.co/8QBiCwDT |
23 Aug 12 | … #VamosUnited! http://t.co/LCegIcts |
22 Aug 12 | … saw a “bike lanes aren’t parking spaces” sign on a passing bike, and now want a “stop lights aren’t just for cars” sign for myself. #fb |
21 Aug 12 | … I’m cheesed that the #Nats are doing so well, mainly because it distracts me from the ^%?!$&* #RedSox. |
18 Aug 12 | … #COYS. |
17 Aug 12 | … I’m freaked out by all the “back to school” ads on tv, which is odd considering #Sparklet is 3 years away from kindergarten. #NotGood |
14 Aug 12 | … you know it’s going to be a terrible day when you wake up with “We Built This City” stuck in your head. #deargodwhyhaththouforsakenme |
20 Jul 12 | … overheard, this morning: “I have nipples. They’re under my shirt.” |
6 Jul 12 | … tonight, my daughter called me a “silly meatball.” sadly, I have no clue what that means. |
28 May 12 | … the baby updates are back in business. http://t.co/m4ipIvMR |
9 Apr 12 | … i’m 10 days late on the birth announcement, but it’s a boy! two weeks early but still 8 lbs, 12 oz and 21 in. http://t.co/wvz2yYi8 |
1 Apr 12 | … I just finished The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins on Kindle. |
31 Mar 12 | … I just finished Whatever You Do, Don’t Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide by Peter Allison on Kindle. |
24 Mar 12 | … my 2 year old daughter sang Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” today. ask me now why i’ve banned childrens’ music from our house. ask me. |
24 Mar 12 | … i just finished reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler on Kindle — http://t.co/VLwH9QxL |
21 Mar 12 | … I just finished Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson on Kindle. |
18 Mar 12 | … I just finished A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson. |
5 Mar 12 | … jury duty. 4th time in 6 years, because I'm a DC resident. can I have a meaningful vote in Congress now, please? |
25 Feb 12 | … sparklet just dragged the kitchen trash can and a box of trash bags into the dining room, so she could “help” put a new liner in. |
4 Feb 12 | … found a sixer of hopslam for superbowl weekend. I’ve already lost feeling in my face in anticipation. |
2 Feb 12 | … my daughter is rockin’ out to Aerosmith. oh, God, why hath thou forsaken me!?! |
16 Jan 12 | … sparklet reviews my childhood worth of music — http://t.co/4ToqPc5Q |
5 Jan 12 | … normal neighbors ask for a cup of sugar. my neighbor asks for a cup of wiskey. i love this place. |
4 Jan 12 | … four straight hours of watching #StorageWars on tv. where did my life go wrong?!? |
1 Jan 12 | … I just finished Heat: An Amateur Cook in a Professional Kitchen by Bill Buford on my Kindle. |
25 Dec 11 | … just finished “Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue” by Charlie Pierce. http://t.co/y0YIGAzn #Kindle |
18 Dec 11 | … in new york for a little pre-holiday vacay. follow the excitement, we’re blogging live. http://t.co/VfZrzkw3 |
15 Nov 11 | … it’s amazing what $12 of beer will do to your disposition. |
29 Oct 11 | … sparklet appears to be growing up (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP). |
9 Oct 11 | … #pregnant. (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP) |
5 Oct 11 | … drinking isn’t the same without @salsus and @dquerey 🙂 |
25 Sep 11 | … sparklet is throwing balls at the head of my parent's dog while yelling, "Goal!" … i <3 this on so many levels. |