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archive: the year in tweets, 2011-2012

Friday, 14 September 2012

14 Sep 12 … someday my daughter will stop dancing in the kitchen, and that will make me sad. #fb
13 Sep 12 … #biggerontheinside.
12 Sep 12 … p.s. has NBC’s Animal Practice been canceled yet?!? #GodIHopeSo #Olympics
12 Sep 12 … damn, I didn’t miss NBC’s shoddy editing of the #Olympics. wonder if I can move out of the country before #Sochi2014. #TivoDelay
11 Sep 12 … #Sparklet just said she wants to watch the #Olympics. so proud. and so happy I still have 5 hours banked on ye ole TiVo.
11 Sep 12 … someone at NBC has a sense of humor. their Sports Network is showing Rocky IV. #DNC2012 #ICanSeeRomneyFromMyFrontPorch
7 Sep 12 … i don’t have a single meeting, call or conference on my calendar for today. #PinchMe #OhThankGod
26 Aug 12 … overheard: “you’re a silly meatball!” reply: “no, I’m a pain in the tuckus!”
25 Aug 12 … #chillaxed. http://t.co/N5WGzZrm
24 Aug 12 … winding down #keepdaddyfromworkday. http://t.co/lxrib8mo
24 Aug 12 … Greatest. Exhibit. Ever. #ArtOfVideoGames. http://t.co/7Wx8A0JI
24 Aug 12 … #NotImpressed. http://t.co/xnWE9g8a
24 Aug 12 … #alwaysthegentleman. http://t.co/7UzRsgIN
24 Aug 12 … start of #keepdaddyfromworkday, part two. http://t.co/KPd0rcvf
24 Aug 12 … end of #KeepDaddyFromWorkDay, part one. http://t.co/Fah9Kr0I
24 Aug 12 … #GoodEgg. http://t.co/Blg3s4zO
24 Aug 12 … Hirschorn. (#sp?) http://t.co/rzv5DSzo
24 Aug 12 … #Jump #Jump! http://t.co/seUA8J5Y
24 Aug 12 … #KidFriendly. http://t.co/YEpbj1J5
24 Aug 12 … #NoChildLeftBehind. http://t.co/ippKZXkM
24 Aug 12 … #NoExit. http://t.co/9RueQQc0
24 Aug 12 … #WheelsOnTheBus. http://t.co/XUPyZLLT
24 Aug 12 … #SharingIsCaring. http://t.co/8QBiCwDT
23 Aug 12 … #VamosUnited! http://t.co/LCegIcts
22 Aug 12 … saw a “bike lanes aren’t parking spaces” sign on a passing bike, and now want a “stop lights aren’t just for cars” sign for myself. #fb
21 Aug 12 … I’m cheesed that the #Nats are doing so well, mainly because it distracts me from the ^%?!$&* #RedSox.
18 Aug 12 … #COYS.
17 Aug 12 … I’m freaked out by all the “back to school” ads on tv, which is odd considering #Sparklet is 3 years away from kindergarten. #NotGood
14 Aug 12 … you know it’s going to be a terrible day when you wake up with “We Built This City” stuck in your head. #deargodwhyhaththouforsakenme
20 Jul 12 … overheard, this morning: “I have nipples. They’re under my shirt.”
6 Jul 12 … tonight, my daughter called me a “silly meatball.” sadly, I have no clue what that means.
28 May 12 … the baby updates are back in business. http://t.co/m4ipIvMR
9 Apr 12 … i’m 10 days late on the birth announcement, but it’s a boy! two weeks early but still 8 lbs, 12 oz and 21 in. http://t.co/wvz2yYi8
1 Apr 12 … I just finished The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins on Kindle.
31 Mar 12 … I just finished Whatever You Do, Don’t Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide by Peter Allison on Kindle.
24 Mar 12 … my 2 year old daughter sang Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” today. ask me now why i’ve banned childrens’ music from our house. ask me.
24 Mar 12 … i just finished reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler on Kindle — http://t.co/VLwH9QxL
21 Mar 12 … I just finished Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson on Kindle.
18 Mar 12 … I just finished A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson.
5 Mar 12 … jury duty. 4th time in 6 years, because I'm a DC resident. can I have a meaningful vote in Congress now, please?
25 Feb 12 … sparklet just dragged the kitchen trash can and a box of trash bags into the dining room, so she could “help” put a new liner in.
4 Feb 12 … found a sixer of hopslam for superbowl weekend. I’ve already lost feeling in my face in anticipation.
2 Feb 12 … my daughter is rockin’ out to Aerosmith. oh, God, why hath thou forsaken me!?!
16 Jan 12 … sparklet reviews my childhood worth of music — http://t.co/4ToqPc5Q
5 Jan 12 … normal neighbors ask for a cup of sugar. my neighbor asks for a cup of wiskey. i love this place.
4 Jan 12 … four straight hours of watching #StorageWars on tv. where did my life go wrong?!?
1 Jan 12 … I just finished Heat: An Amateur Cook in a Professional Kitchen by Bill Buford on my Kindle.
25 Dec 11 … just finished “Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue” by Charlie Pierce. http://t.co/y0YIGAzn #Kindle
18 Dec 11 … in new york for a little pre-holiday vacay. follow the excitement, we’re blogging live. http://t.co/VfZrzkw3
15 Nov 11 … it’s amazing what $12 of beer will do to your disposition.
29 Oct 11 … sparklet appears to be growing up (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP).
9 Oct 11 … #pregnant. (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP)
5 Oct 11 … drinking isn’t the same without @salsus and @dquerey 🙂
25 Sep 11 … sparklet is throwing balls at the head of my parent's dog while yelling, "Goal!" … i <3 this on so many levels.