The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
so, instead, we bought ourselves a backyard and are going to throw ourselves a party.
i got new patio furniture, my wife got a grill — if you don’t know why that’s appropriate, you don’t know my wife very well — and even sparklet got herself a kiddie-wading-pool out of the deal.
now we just need to pick a date. stay tuned.