theparkerfamily

with only a couple days before the lady sparkler starts her new gig, we decided to slip out of town for the weekend. (being at a non-profit, my vacation policy is always much more “robust” than hers, it seemed crazy not to take some time off when it wouldn’t count against mommy’s vacation balance.)

and with that, i bring you my suggestions for philly’s next ad campaign based on our experience:

• philly: it’s a heck of a lot cheaper than trying to book something in the mountains or the beach on six days’ notice.
• philly: it’s less hot than both (a) texas, and (b) the face of the sun.
• philly: it’s not the hell hole you remember from your junior high school field trip.
• philly: we have margaritas.

seriously, tho. we’re pretty excited.