The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
tottenham hotspur (click here if you don’t know what that means) just beat somebody. and that somebody (manchester city) spent over $190m on players this season BEFORE THEY EVEN PLAYED THEIR FIRST GAME.
and now they’ve won the right to compete next year against the top teams in europe, to decide who is the best club of the continent.
considering that, less than a year ago, i thought they were going to be dropped to the minor leagues — that’s pretty @#%@ing awesome.
(i’m really sorry if you don’t know what any of that meant.)