The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
I know that new parents don’t have time to do research, so I did some important research for you. Here is the scoop on your daughter’s birthday. As if I didn’t already think she was cool, her stock went up even more now that I know she shares her birthday with Lady Margaret Thatcher!!!
(Note the three exclamation points after old iron britches…)
Oddly enough, we already know at least four friends who feature October 13th as a birthday, and it is just one day off what was my maternal grandfather’s birthday (October 14th).
Anyway, friends not withstanding, here is the list of October 13th luminaries:
Frankly, I’m jealous. Any list with Molly Pitcher and Sammy Hagar is company that i’d want to be a part of. The lady sparkler’s (May 25th) is almost as cool:
By comparison, my birthday (April 5th) is a little “cerebral”, which is another word for “lame”:
Why couldn’t *I* be like Marie Osmond?