The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
we didn’t really care (because we were planning to redo the room anyway, once we got pregnant) and just chalked it up to the previous owner having a short attention span.
but, I’ve recently discovered that none of our walls are flat. and our ceilings sag. and the corners of our walls aren’t actually square.
and now I’m starting to think the previous owners might have known what they were doing (er, not doing) by loosing inerest in molding before all the rooms were done.
I’m not exactly a slouch with wood-working, from a father who raised me with power tools in the garage, to 15 years of theatrical design, and a groomsman generously let me borrow a power mitre saw to do the heavy lifting…
but nothing really prepared me for putting up straight boards around a room with nary a straight line in sight.
it took two weeks to put up forty feet of molding. it took two and a half tubs of wood putty to fill in the gaps between the molding and the ceiling. it took four sanding blocks to get the joints in the molding to look like someone this side of a three year-old did the carpentry.
in the end, it looks pretty okay … and thank the good sweet lord that I decided against covering the bottom half of the room in wainscotting.
(I would have been %#$&ing about how hard that was until baby sparklet turned at LEAST 16.)
everything is finally starting to come together.