The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
yes, the elevator.
shortly after we moved into our building in mount pleasant, I was elected to our unit-owner association’s board. i wish it had been some Capra-esque moment, but I was the only one at the annual meeting who wasn’t already a board member.
long story short, our management company misplaced $30,000 in funds … money which we had already spent to replace our 30-year old elevator. now we are short on funds, don’t have a functioning elevator, and even the hippies in the building are starting to riot.
last night I discovered that the only thing separating me from a functioning (though still not entirely paid for) elevator was a 55 by 80 inch fire-resistant carpet, required in order for us to pass inspection.
not sure why it fell to me (the rest of the board lives two flights of stairs farther up than I) but I decided I couldn’t risk going into november without a functioning elevator.
the lady sparkler pitched in and called five different carpet vendors, one of which had something suitable that fell off the back of his truck, and would be waiting for me after hours at their family’s Afghan-Pakistani restaraunt in northern Virginia.
I picked up the rug and a pound of baklava (the lady sparkler dropped ~27 hints about how good the desserts’ reviews were) and settled in for a long evening of carpet installation.
turns out my carpeting skills gives my talent for breakdancing a real run for their money, but it went down with two tubes of construction adhesive (replaced duct tape as my universal repair tool of choice) which got our elevator inspected, and back in service.
in the meantime, i’m glad that my life is going to settle down this winter, and become moderately less bizarre.