The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
the lady sparkler and i decided to do a little painting this labor day weekend. [insert punchline here.] as you can guess from the picture, it isn’t going terribly well.
we decided to paint the hall and the bathroom.
unfortunately, the hall has five doors, two archways, and a whole bunch of heating and air conditioning objects to dodge.
even more unfortunately, once we moved stuff out of the bathroom, the wall had 30+ holes left over from at least three remodelings, the tile work (under the sink) wasn’t ever completed, there is a hole through our wall going down to the neighbors below, the last paint job peeled off on in the face of light sanding, and our light fixture was cracked to the point that we became retroactively frightened for our safety during the last year.
needless to say, this one is going into extra innings.