Naebody in Particular

this year’s nomination for father of the year will lead with sparklet’s latest stupid human trick:

she will ask me if i want a beer (“daddy beer?”), walk over to the fridge, open the fridge, remove the beer, go over to the drawer, take out the beer key, use the beer key to open the beer, return the opener, put the top away, and bring me the beer. the best part is she will demand i have a beer just so she can open another bottle.

life is good.