Author: evancparker

  • daddycation

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    i didn’t get much of a paternity leave this summer, so i’ve talked with my team at work and i’m going to try and take a two or three weeks of Fridays between now and the end of the year to make up for the miss.

    today’s day one — national gallery of art and the national museum of the american indian. and he only slept through half of it.

    See Slideshow of the Photos on Flickr:
    daddycation, day one
  • archive: the year in tweets, 2011-2012

    14 Sep 12 … someday my daughter will stop dancing in the kitchen, and that will make me sad. #fb
    13 Sep 12 … #biggerontheinside.
    12 Sep 12 … p.s. has NBC’s Animal Practice been canceled yet?!? #GodIHopeSo #Olympics
    12 Sep 12 … damn, I didn’t miss NBC’s shoddy editing of the #Olympics. wonder if I can move out of the country before #Sochi2014. #TivoDelay
    11 Sep 12 … #Sparklet just said she wants to watch the #Olympics. so proud. and so happy I still have 5 hours banked on ye ole TiVo.
    11 Sep 12 … someone at NBC has a sense of humor. their Sports Network is showing Rocky IV. #DNC2012 #ICanSeeRomneyFromMyFrontPorch
    7 Sep 12 … i don’t have a single meeting, call or conference on my calendar for today. #PinchMe #OhThankGod
    26 Aug 12 … overheard: “you’re a silly meatball!” reply: “no, I’m a pain in the tuckus!”
    25 Aug 12 … #chillaxed. http://t.co/N5WGzZrm
    24 Aug 12 … winding down #keepdaddyfromworkday. http://t.co/lxrib8mo
    24 Aug 12 … Greatest. Exhibit. Ever. #ArtOfVideoGames. http://t.co/7Wx8A0JI
    24 Aug 12 … #NotImpressed. http://t.co/xnWE9g8a
    24 Aug 12 … #alwaysthegentleman. http://t.co/7UzRsgIN
    24 Aug 12 … start of #keepdaddyfromworkday, part two. http://t.co/KPd0rcvf
    24 Aug 12 … end of #KeepDaddyFromWorkDay, part one. http://t.co/Fah9Kr0I
    24 Aug 12 … #GoodEgg. http://t.co/Blg3s4zO
    24 Aug 12 … Hirschorn. (#sp?) http://t.co/rzv5DSzo
    24 Aug 12 … #Jump #Jump! http://t.co/seUA8J5Y
    24 Aug 12 … #KidFriendly. http://t.co/YEpbj1J5
    24 Aug 12 … #NoChildLeftBehind. http://t.co/ippKZXkM
    24 Aug 12 … #NoExit. http://t.co/9RueQQc0
    24 Aug 12 … #WheelsOnTheBus. http://t.co/XUPyZLLT
    24 Aug 12 … #SharingIsCaring. http://t.co/8QBiCwDT
    23 Aug 12 … #VamosUnited! http://t.co/LCegIcts
    22 Aug 12 … saw a “bike lanes aren’t parking spaces” sign on a passing bike, and now want a “stop lights aren’t just for cars” sign for myself. #fb
    21 Aug 12 … I’m cheesed that the #Nats are doing so well, mainly because it distracts me from the ^%?!$&* #RedSox.
    18 Aug 12 … #COYS.
    17 Aug 12 … I’m freaked out by all the “back to school” ads on tv, which is odd considering #Sparklet is 3 years away from kindergarten. #NotGood
    14 Aug 12 … you know it’s going to be a terrible day when you wake up with “We Built This City” stuck in your head. #deargodwhyhaththouforsakenme
    20 Jul 12 … overheard, this morning: “I have nipples. They’re under my shirt.”
    6 Jul 12 … tonight, my daughter called me a “silly meatball.” sadly, I have no clue what that means.
    28 May 12 … the baby updates are back in business. http://t.co/m4ipIvMR
    9 Apr 12 … i’m 10 days late on the birth announcement, but it’s a boy! two weeks early but still 8 lbs, 12 oz and 21 in. http://t.co/wvz2yYi8
    1 Apr 12 … I just finished The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins on Kindle.
    31 Mar 12 … I just finished Whatever You Do, Don’t Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide by Peter Allison on Kindle.
    24 Mar 12 … my 2 year old daughter sang Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” today. ask me now why i’ve banned childrens’ music from our house. ask me.
    24 Mar 12 … i just finished reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler on Kindle — http://t.co/VLwH9QxL
    21 Mar 12 … I just finished Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson on Kindle.
    18 Mar 12 … I just finished A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson.
    5 Mar 12 … jury duty. 4th time in 6 years, because I'm a DC resident. can I have a meaningful vote in Congress now, please?
    25 Feb 12 … sparklet just dragged the kitchen trash can and a box of trash bags into the dining room, so she could “help” put a new liner in.
    4 Feb 12 … found a sixer of hopslam for superbowl weekend. I’ve already lost feeling in my face in anticipation.
    2 Feb 12 … my daughter is rockin’ out to Aerosmith. oh, God, why hath thou forsaken me!?!
    16 Jan 12 … sparklet reviews my childhood worth of music — http://t.co/4ToqPc5Q
    5 Jan 12 … normal neighbors ask for a cup of sugar. my neighbor asks for a cup of wiskey. i love this place.
    4 Jan 12 … four straight hours of watching #StorageWars on tv. where did my life go wrong?!?
    1 Jan 12 … I just finished Heat: An Amateur Cook in a Professional Kitchen by Bill Buford on my Kindle.
    25 Dec 11 … just finished “Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue” by Charlie Pierce. http://t.co/y0YIGAzn #Kindle
    18 Dec 11 … in new york for a little pre-holiday vacay. follow the excitement, we’re blogging live. http://t.co/VfZrzkw3
    15 Nov 11 … it’s amazing what $12 of beer will do to your disposition.
    29 Oct 11 … sparklet appears to be growing up (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP).
    9 Oct 11 … #pregnant. (http://t.co/wgt9SHFP)
    5 Oct 11 … drinking isn’t the same without @salsus and @dquerey 🙂
    25 Sep 11 … sparklet is throwing balls at the head of my parent's dog while yelling, "Goal!" … i <3 this on so many levels.
  • video: Shakira

    httpv://youtu.be/bQXvwdTAAlI

  • video: Propeller

    httpv://youtu.be/vRMMeV2UaIQ

  • flex: poppa’s house

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    my grandfather was born and raised in College Park, in a house that his grandfather built back at the turn of the century. the house is still there — 4707 Calvert Road, College Park, Md. — and i saw it at least a dozen times before i knew what it was.

    someday i’m going to go up and knock on the door, and invite myself in for a bit.

    See Slideshow of the Photos on Flickr:
    poppa’s house
  • firsts: soccer ball

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    See Slideshow of the Photos on Flickr:
    firsts: soccer ball