The quick brown fox jumped over the good, but lazy Parker family.
“Tali, I couldn’t be more thrilled and blessed to introduce … Oliver Jude Elleithee [who] arrived [Saturday] at 8:15 a.m. –12 days early, totally healthy and raring to get a head start on life. (Personally, I blame the Georgetown Hoyas’ terrible first-round performance … for creating enough stress to induce early labor.) … 7 lbs., 9 ounces. 20 1/2 inches.”