Posts from December, 2008

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Photos: Christmas in Williamsburg, Virginia

Saturday, 27 December 2008

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[Photo]
IMG_7528, originally uploaded by [ecpark].

pregnant:

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pregnant:

-131w

found photo: Union Station, Washington, DC

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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[Union Station, Washington, DC.]
IMG_0392, originally uploaded by [ecpark].

aimee mann’s christmas show @ the birchmere

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

funny show, bad pictures, no set list 🙁

a (mostly) friendly Christmas competition

Thursday, 11 December 2008

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working in online fundraising, the fact that the end of the year is coinciding with the complete and utter collapse of our economy is casting a bit of a pall on what would otherwise be a festive time of the year.

this minor set back (alone) could have be taken in stride … but, when our philanthropy department neighboors started getting all up in our grill about how they were going to out “festive” us for the holidays, it was game on.

i mean, we can handle trying to compensate for the decline of western civilization, but to be called out for decorating supremacy was just a bridge to far.

we responded to this tyranny with resolve. we raided our collective attics, mobilizing all sorts of lights, ornaments, bows and garlands towards the decorating war effort (photos of the mobilization above).

but, in the end, it was over before it really even began … and philanthropy surrendered before we had the chance to get much past the “shock and awe” stage:

ok ok, you guys win this one. you really went above and beyond. I apologize for the trash talk and concede the title to you guys.

i’m a tiny bit sad they caved so quickly, because we had one more salvo of decorations we could have deployed had we needed the reserves to secure our merriment objectives.

i love the smell of trash talk in the morning.

the most wonderful time of the year

Friday, 5 December 2008

ar119721134727536well, the season has officially begun … the season of Christmas programming.

we actually kicked it off over thanksgiving when special host jojo-pumpkin helped the lady sparkler and i toss out the ceremonial first “charlie brown christmas.”

we go into each year with a list of 60+ movies, cartoons and holiday specials to watch, and we are usually pretty happy if we make it through a third of them. this year sorta snuck up on us, so i’m thinking i’ll be happy if we get through even a quarter.

anyone up for a little, healthy christmas special-watching competition?

tv specials

A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Chipmunk Christmas
A Special Sesame Street Christmas
Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends (“Christmas Special”)
Frosty Returns
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty’s Winter Wonderland
A Garfield Christmas Special
Grandma Got Runover By a Reindeer
Holidaze: The Christmas That Almost Didn’t Happen
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
It’s Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown
John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together
Little Drummer Boy
M*A*S*H (“Death Takes a Holiday”)
Mickey’s Christmas Carol
Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
Olive, the Other Reindeer
Pee-wee’s Playhouse (“Christmas Special”)
Pinocchio’s Christmas
Robbie the Reindeer
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph’s Shiny New Year
Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
The Story of the First Christmas Snow
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (“The Christmas Show”)
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
The Life And Adventures Of Santa Claus
The West Wing (“In Excelsis Deo”)
The West Wing (“Noël”)
The West Wing (“Holy Night”)
Winnie the Pooh, and Christmas Too!
The Year Without a Santa Claus

movies

About a Boy
Bad Santa
A Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
Christmas in Connecticut
Christmas Vacation (National Lampoon’s)
Christmas with the Kranks
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Die Hard
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Elf
Ernest Saves Christmas
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone
Holiday Inn
Home Alone
It’s a Wonderful Life
Love Actually
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Polar Express
Prancer
The Ref
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause 2
Santa vs. Snowman
Saturday Night Live Christmas
Scrooge
Scrooged
Serendipty
Trapped in Paradise
White Christmas

 

lost license: airport security without an ID

Monday, 1 December 2008

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airport security, originally uploaded by d5o3

so, a funny thing happened on the way to the airport …

we had a rental car for the first half of thanksgiving week, so that we could drive down to eugene, and so that i could spend a day hiking around central oregon.

unfortunately, at one of those trailheads, i stuffed my wallet in the glove compartment … and then never bothered to pull it back out again. and then i returned the car. and then Enterprise re-rented the car.

obviously, much madness ensued — calls with Enterprise, arrangements with the sparklers-in-law to forward a photocopy of my passport, and discussions with TSA and United.

long story short: i got to go through security at the airport without a government-issued ID.

we weren’t able to get much out of TSA or United before we got to the airport, but pretty much everybody said to get there early. our flight was at 7:45 am, so we got to the airport when it opened at 5:30.

the aforementioned photocopy of my passport was more than enough to convince United to give me a boarding pass … though, in retrospect, I could have side-stepped their ID check completely had i thought to check-in online.

the TSA-manned security checkpoint weren’t quite so ready to accept copied documents that (admittedly) had no security value what-so-ever.

after meekly presenting by situation to the ID checker, i was waived out of line (expected), but the lady sparkler was sent on without me (not so much).

now, i would have thought that TSA would want to use her (or at least her ID) as some sort of corroborating identification, but they were just as uninterested in her as they were in the photocopies i had of my passport, social security card and birth certificate.

i was let off to a secure, undisclosed location.

now, when i get nervous, i get chatty … so i started talking up the nice young lady who was escorting me. turns out, people try and fly all the time without identification … and most don’t even have a good excuse.

she guessed that she sees 15 or so people try and go through security each day without an ID, and only one or two of them have had their identification lost or stolen. most just left it at home, and didn’t have the time or inclination to go back and get it.

we arrived on the admin floor of the terminal building, and i was ushered into the one small room that functioned as TSA headquarters for the airport.

It had a faux-command center feel: plasma screen televisions were showing security cameras and CNN, and a military-style bank of clocks allowed them to monitor the passage of time in such disparate locales as Tokyo, Portland, Washington, London and Riyadh.

I sat down with two very nice TSA security ladies, who absolutely had the “Cagney and Lacy” flavour of retired police officers. After introductions, they dialed up Homeland Security central for a teleconference, and asked me an quick series of questions.

Three minutes later — and one amusing retelling of my rental car experience — I was on my way.

Back at the metal detectors, I was taken to my very own security line where I got to go through a puffer and my baggage got hand searched and sniffed for explosives before they sent me through.

couple of thoughts if you decide to lose your wallet, too:

Get there early — the first thing the TSA officer said to me was “what time is your flight” and “good, you’ll still make your plane.” they had no doubt i was getting through, so long as i had enough time.

Ace the interview — TSA didn’t (seem to) care about anything except the interview. They didn’t care that I was on a round trip fare (so I obviously made it through security once), they ignored my wife (who had ID, and shared my last name, and my home address), and wasn’t interested in any cooroberating evidence that I was me (I had a bank statement addressed to me, and photocopies of my passport, social security card, and birth certificate).

Be friendly — I took every moment I could to chat up those escorting me and interviewing me, and it was a surpisingly posative experience. They seemed very interested in getting me on my plane, so I was very interested in not being an @$%&.

The whole event took less than 20 minutes, on the busiest travel day of the season. I’m not sure I could have expected a better ending.

UPDATE: I got my wallet back. Enterprise (who was great through this all) tracked down the people who had the car, while the new renters were unable/unwilling to find the wallet … it was there in the glove compartment when they returned the car.

pregnant:

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pregnant:

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